Thanks to my brain for the best plays of Week 5:
Season Record 100-12-2
Los Angeles Rams vs Seattle Seahawks +2.5 (-110) (1 unit)
COLOR RUSH ALERT. All I need to say.
Philadelphia Eagles vs Carolina Panthers -3.5 (-110) (1 unit)
The Eagles fucking suck. Don’t let your own stupid brain tell you they are good. The Chiefs D is horrible and the only reason it was close. Panthers in a landslide.
Green Bay Packers vs Cincinnati Bengals +3 (-110) (1 unit)
The Packers are square fucking city. Don’t be a square, be a sharp.
Buffalo Bills vs Kansas City Chiefs -2.5 (-110) (1 unit)
Everyone will like the Bills. Don’t be like everyone else. Avery’s Mortal Lock. Hammer Time. NOW WE GO.
4 Team Moneyline Parlay Texans/49ers/Lions/Dolphins +2272 (1 unit)
Parlays are not how you make money, everyone and their mother knows that. But in this case, shoot for the fucking stars.
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