Are Russell Wilson’s Receivers Having Too Much Sex?

Sep 21- 8 min read
Russell Wilson

Having a healthy sex life is good for you both emotionally and physically. Sex can help you create a connection with another person, and sexual pleasure has lots of health benefits, but is it good to be having a lot of sex and be catching passes from Russell Wilson?

Our exceptional former intern turned full-time employee, Levi Smith informed me of something very shocking about a former Seattle Seahawks wideout. Tyler Lockett is a virgin. Don’t take this from me, take this from his poetry book ‘Reflections’.

That was a clip from 2019, and all it takes was a quick google search to see if Lockett is currently married (he is not). Tyler Lockett was one of Russell Wilson’s favorite targets when he was on the Seahawks. Was he rewarding him for staying celibate and preaching the word of his lord and savior, JC? (I have looked forever and could not find a list of receivers who have caught passes from Wilson, so I am going to believe that Lockett is at the top of the list.)

Lockett had over 11,000 total yards in his time with Wilson in Seattle and maybe there is a chance for some regression when he finally takes his old lady down.

DK Metcalf very famously had an incident, where it became known that he likes to indulge in multiple women at the same time. Two days after that DK Metcalf story leaked was leaked by an OnlyFans model, the Seattle Seahawks played the Jacksonville Jaguars, and you have to see the numbers to believe them.

13 TARGETS!?!? Was Russell Wilson really that proud of Tyler Lockett of staying celibate, that he rewarded him with one of the best games of his career? Had premarital sex, broken down the relationship between DK Metcalf and Russell Wilson? Is that why Russ wanted a trade out of Seattle? All of these are the questions the people really want to know. (He had to throw two touchdowns to DK that game because all the DB’s were covering Tyler Lockett and he was wide open)

Some people might say that sex doesn’t affect performance – “Therefore, one might conclude that sex prior to competition is unlikely to affect performance in a negative way. It has been shown that ‘normal’ sexual activity between married partners expends only 25-50 calories (similar to walking up two flights of stairs). The lack of negative physiological effect is understandable.”

50 CALORIES FOR MARRIED PARTNERS. TIMES THAT BY 4 (THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE THAT DK IS SLEEPING WITH) AND THATS A WHOPPING 200 CALORIES. DK METCALF ONLY EATS ONE MEAL A DAY AND EATS A TON OF CANDY, RUSS KNOW THIS AFFECTS HIS PERFORMANCE AND WOULDN’T ACCEPT THIS TYPE OF IMMATURITY.

Yes, Russ is now in Denver, but it’s time to see if they are committed more to the game of football, or more focused on getting ass.

Sex Having WR #1 – Jerry Jeudy

Jeudy famously had a run in with his baby mother this offseason, and if they are having kids and fighting with baby mothers they aren’t spending enough time focusing on their craft. Cute ass kid though.

Sex Having WR #2 – Courtland Sutton

Recently engaged to his longtime girlfriend. Looks very serious about sex.

Sex Having WR #3 – Jalen Virgil

Last name is almost Virgin!!!

Not Having Sex WR #1 – Tyrie Cleveland

BREAKOUT SEASON COMING!!!!!

Sex Enthusiast WR #1 – KJ Hamler

Let’s check on his Twitter likes from July 12th. Very interesting to say the least.

Russell Wilson has struggled to start his career in Denver, but it might be because he isn’t on the same wave length and can’t trust the guys like his old reliable Tyler Lockett. One day once Russ learns to trust everyone equally, then the Denver Broncos will stand some chance of making the playoffs. Until then, good luck.

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